Pass me the sick bucket

Now there is something very weird about listening to sex on the radio. It usually provokes an extremely uncomfortable feeling. Who can forget the Sid/Joleen shower scene? recently we had to endure the Sam/Rith triste (or the phone calls about the possibility of some kind of scenario). Then there was Adam and Ian in the polytunnel (I'm feeling queasy already - and I suspect you are too!)

Now we are confronted with the Will/Nik liaison - tonight we had to endure the sounds of fumblings on the settee of Keeper's Cottage, and then Will leading Nik to the bedroom. The heart sinks at the prospect of more of this. Clarrie (pictured above) will be glad she was away at Aunt Hilda's funeral in Aberdeen. She has been experiencing angst because everyone else seems to have met the new girlfriend but she hasn't. Little does she know but 'Guess Who's Coming to Dinner'? Will has invited Nik to a family meal ...... pass me the sick bucket now.