
Friday, 14 December 2007
Just tooooo sweet

Courtroom Dramas

Monday, 3 December 2007
Keeping it in the family
So now we know why Alastair is such a huge bore and whinger - his father is one too. The epitome of your elderly curmudgeon, Shula's father-in-law has come to stay for the duration. However, those of us who hate this poisonous pair with a passion he could carry out all those major irritations that we'd love to impose ourselves. He does all those things intended to really rub them up the wrong way - doesn't show gratitude, he's rude and opinionated, disapproves of both his son and daughter-in-law but bizarrely believes Kenton is 'charming'. There will be blood on the carpet we can guarantee!Thursday, 29 November 2007
Sunday, 7 October 2007
Secrets and Lies

Emma is really building up problems for herself. Of course she's no stranger to keeping things hidden, and knowing the terrible results when secrets are uncovered. The history of her marriage and the parentage of George has been a common theme of Ambridge life. NOW she's got involved with a new squeeze and after several weeks has failed to mention her divorce, the child, or what she really does for a living. Neither has she taken Calum (the boyfriend) home to meet her mother - but then if my mother was Susan Carter I probably would do anything to avoid such a meeting! Kenton of all people was giving Emma advice. It'll all end in tears. Talking of which Kenton's partner will be in for trouble when the multiple personaltied Owen King comes up for trial for two rapes - Kathy's and another woman in Bournemouth. Sid is going to be dragged in as well, and the notion of the calm, measured Mr Perks as a witness in court should mean fireworks all round. I can't bear to say anything about the recent scenes between Ruth and David. Just glad I was eating a meal at any time when their lovemaking was assaulting my ears.
Wednesday, 3 October 2007
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Thursday, 20 September 2007
Double Lives

Emma Carter is out on the pull at the moment - as ex-husband Will has got a new girlfriend slash clinging goldigger. She's now caught a new squeeze called Calum. What she's failed to tell him is that she is a single mother and left her husband after a few months. She's disguised the fact that she's living with her mother and is a waitress/cleaner (part-time). She is having to keep a watch on the lies and keeping her story straight. Things could turn out nasty when he finds out the truth. Talking of something nasty Kathy's past has come to haunt her. The appalling Owen King who sexually assaulted Kathy during the pantomime a few years ago has now done the same thing to a woman in Bouremouth. Ex-husband Sid came to the rescue and 'ran him out of town' (Kenton was down under at the time). Dorset detectives are in the area wanting to find out about Owen's past (he uses a variety of aliases) and despite talking to Kathy she has refused to reveal the truth about the man. Will she come clean, and get rid of her demons?Friday, 7 September 2007
Love and .......anger?

Mike was having his first dates from the personal ads that he and Hayley placed. That didn't quite turn out as he might have wished - perhaps better and certainly no worse than he anticipated, after his first attempt a while ago turned out so badly. Perhaps you might have your own view - vote in my poll!
Meanwhile at St Stephen's Church the motorbike riding Vicar is causing great waves. He's suggesting that the pews are removed (and sold off) and the new open space is converted into a medieval multi-purpose community centre. Events ranging from rock concerts to badminton were on his agenda. This all provoked the appalling Susan Carter into aopoplexy and Jill to agitation. They were worried about profanity in the shape of a shuttlecock and competition to the village hall. On the other hand at the moment the Church seems to be used only once a week for services (even though these are remarkably well attended - most Anglican village priests would be surprised to see the kinds of numbers that turn up at Ambridge in total over several parishes in the wilds of the West Midlands). There's going to be trouble.
By the way - how long does it take to reveal the contents of a will?
Monday, 3 September 2007
Where there's a Will.....

Thursday, 23 August 2007
Taking Tea with ....
Will is going to have a terrible time from now onwards!
Friday, 17 August 2007
Pass me the sick bucket

Monday, 13 August 2007
Snakes in the grass

Sunday, 5 August 2007
The Aldridges gather in South Africa
Meanwhile Adam may well be getting a house guest as she falls out with Amy over the RAF and is in the point of moving out of the Vicarage. Home Farm won't have anyone living there before too long - especially if Debbie continues her stand off with Brian - no more cosy visits from her I reckon.
Thursday, 26 July 2007
Ruairi the uncle (again)
Brian and Jennifer are now discussing whether they should hire a nanny for lovechild Ruairi (Rory to you and me). How alien there lives appear! They are certainly finding parenthood pretty tough. Now, they are also grandparents again, and Kate has produced once more.For light relief the Snells (Robert is pictured lef) have become food correspondents and enjoyed a bizarre night out at a restaurant with the ever suffering Robert being given a grilling at every mouthful about his experience of the meal they were consuming. Oh how grateful I always am for regular inserts from Linda Snell - and Lillian Bellamy too!
I have a Ruairi poll on my films blog - go vote!
Wednesday, 25 July 2007
Herdsman Sam's legacy continues


would have given David a hard time.Battle lines drawn at the Vicarage


Alan and Usha are now being dragged into the argument between 'houseguest' Alice and Alan's daughter Amy about Miss Aldridge's decision to join the RAF (see mt poll on my film blog - access via my complete profile).
Monday, 23 July 2007
Lovechild up for Adoption by Gay Couple?

Today Ian went to tackle Brian because he'd made it pretty clear that he didn't want his beloved son coming under the influence of this couple recently benefitting from the new Civil Partnership legislation. Brian grudgingly gave in to the request that Ian & Adam look after the boy whenever they had time off together. Brian clearly believes that the two are intent upon converting the child. On the other hand if Jenny has to put up with the offspring for much longer 24 hours a day she'll be admitted to the Borsetshire Home for the Overdramatically Overwrought.
Good to see that Ambridge is still in the West Midlands - the Am is overflowing and flooding is affecting Brookfield's land.
PS Vote in my Alice poll - go to the films blog I run!
Friday, 20 July 2007
Thursday, 19 July 2007
Alice's Big Surprise

Sunday, 15 July 2007
Adam Lays it on the Line
Alice has been behaving very badly. But then bad behaviour is very common in the Aldridge family - clearly the Ambridge equivalent of the Simpsons of Springfield. At an intimate meal with the gay couple (Ian providing the Gordon Ramsay role without the swearing thankfully) Adam took the opportunity to ask Alice whether she ever intended to stop sulking and start talking to St Jenny. Alice, being so overcome with self pity, was somewhat taken aback by the onslaught, but maybe tonight's episode will see the Vicar rid of his unwanted houseguest in the near future.No further signs of the great yew dumping crime.
