Friday, 14 December 2007

Just tooooo sweet


The appalling money grubbing Nic has caught dopey William and has persuaded him to pay off her humongous credit card bills & has moved in with her unsavoury brood. Keeper's Cottage is now overflowing & little Georgie is sharing a room with one of the spawn of Satan. I don't think Emma will be very impressed somehow.

Courtroom Dramas

Now it has been revealed that Lizzie & Nigel will be appearing on opposite sides
in the Owen King/Kathy rape case drama. Lizzie is going to be called as a defence witness (because she unguardedly remarked that 'everyone' believed that Kathy & Owen were more than just friends because she'd just split up with Kenton). Nigel (like several other residents of Ambridge) is to be called for the prosecution. Lizzie is due for an interesting chat on the subject with 'poor' Kathy.

Monday, 3 December 2007

Keeping it in the family

So now we know why Alastair is such a huge bore and whinger - his father is one too. The epitome of your elderly curmudgeon, Shula's father-in-law has come to stay for the duration. However, those of us who hate this poisonous pair with a passion he could carry out all those major irritations that we'd love to impose ourselves. He does all those things intended to really rub them up the wrong way - doesn't show gratitude, he's rude and opinionated, disapproves of both his son and daughter-in-law but bizarrely believes Kenton is 'charming'. There will be blood on the carpet we can guarantee!